User Manual for Valky/Valkyrie
Read everything Carefully Before you interact whith Valky/Valkyrie
Valky/Valkyrie is a Specimen of the Homo Sapiens Sapiens Feminum Manufactured sometime in the 70ths by 2 old persons.
Valky/Valkyrie can be used together whith most of the Specimens of Homo Sapiens Sapiens But is NOT compatible whith Homo Sapiens Neandertalis,
Commonly known as Idiots or Jerks.
Tryes to interact whith Valky/Valkyrie by Neandertalis oftenly makes Valky/Valkyrie go in to " you do not exist mode "
witch will sooner or later make that person dissapear one way or another.
Valky/Valkyrie is driven on 100% biological fuel Mostly Bacon and pasta tho. Valky/VAlkyrie is NOT compatible whith any illegal fuels.
Valky/Valkyrie has a wide range of emotional highs and downs and has experienced pretty much everything the market has to offer, both in variated frequence and intensety.
Valky/Valkyries Feelings can be read in her face and body langue.But whith any hesitation about interpertaion , Use direct communication. Valky/Valkyrie Is honest and will answer after her best effort, a trait that those who whishes to interact whith her needs to have as well.
Valky/Valkyries Pulse is higthend noticeable when shes subjected to music, witch always leads to extremely higthend fysic activitys, This activity is called Danceing witch oftenly can be observed when the music is Electronic/Industrial or Metal or what swedes refer to as Synthpop.
If the music is acustic you will hear some weird noice called singing . Dont be scared Valky/Valkyrie is Not dieing out of pain. She is doing her rebooting of the brain. (No shes actully singing and it dont sound to horrible according to those who heard her live a few times)
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