lördag, november 01, 2008

oh dear ! im a shrink ! a lieing shrink !

tagchum33 : if you saw ur boyfriends---roomates cock---accidentially---when he was naked and hard---and it was 3x bigger---what would you do?---would it bother you?
SerasAnorChas : well .... i would just go out of the room and prolly laufh .... becouse im lesbian
tagchum33 : lol--guess my girl aint--as thats all she keeps talking about now--thanks anyway
SerasAnorChas : oh dear ! you should tell her to shut up and love you instead
tagchum33 : if it were only that easy
SerasAnorChas : hey ! i know its hard to belive but i had a simmilar problems when i lived at a all girl collective a couple of years ago ... i was on the same side as you .... i told my girl to shut the fuck up ... or i would leave her
tagchum33 : ya --she seems to get off describing it to me
SerasAnorChas : oh i would get so mad
tagchum33 : she said she would never screw around on me----she says she is built small and wouldnt want a huge one--is that possible/
SerasAnorChas : lol i was small ..... but big dicks ... they work anyway ... since femals pussys can adjust to bigger dicks ... and when she says something like she would never do ... belive me she would do it in a heartbeat .... girls are awful sometimes
tagchum33 : she sent me this email yesterday---i will copy and paste---tell me if you think she telling truth
SerasAnorChas : ok
tagchum33 : Dear mark Honey,
We have been together for 5 months now. Do not worry that I saw ur roomates big cock---i will stop talking about it--promise.
I know you havent been with alot of girls but you should know----i am a very tiny person--short and thin---that means my pussy is small also--i would not want that big thing in me--as it prob wouldnt fit and it would hurt me. My pussy is unusually small---your little dick fits perfect in me and i am happy with it. ok mark? dont worry anymore i love you. i am wet right now thinking of you inside me---ur little guy feels great in my pussy--i dont want his 3x longer and thicker one. i cant wait to see you tomorrow night--im so wet. i will tell ur roomate that i am sorry for walking in on him--and hope he forgives me. i cant wait to get drunk with u guys and for you to give it to me good tomorrow night.
i love you
jess.
SerasAnorChas : oh dear .... i would probobly make sure your roommate wasent home if shes comming over ... since she is gonna be drunk ... when ppl are drunk their personalitys changes to the worse oftenly
tagchum33 : do u think she telling the truth tho?
SerasAnorChas : she migth be sorry but the part shes talking about his dick makes me confused ... but i do think shes honest about the rest ... sure shes small ... but as i said ... vaginas can adjust ...
tagchum33 : ya--well thanks for the advice
Creeper